One of the many running gags at our place is what is the Name of the Day ?
The latest rescue to tolerate living with us is called what :
Our Lady of Barkansas (born in Arkansas, and she likes to bark about nothing in particular)
The Bean Machine
Personal favorite : Bean Town Lady (“Back Again …”)
The reason for the chaos:
She was named “Boston” way before she was adopted, but has the “white socks”
The MLB team in Boston has worn red stockings for over a century.